Mummy-Papa jokes
1. Mummy : Shirt pehen lo nayi waali inspection ke liye .. Papa: Nayi shirt me tan ke baithna padta hai ! 2. Playing Cards-1 Papa: Main nau haath bolta hun .. hokum ,,, Arey humare saath thagi hui hai .. sirf char hokum aaye Mumma : Batana nahi hota ! Next time : Papa: Kaat hukum hai. Then looking at partner’s cards for long : acchha 4+3=7. Acche patte nahi mile. Mummy ( disgusted) : Accche PATI nahi mile. 3. Playing cards-2 Mummy: Dhang se khelo na ! Papa: Haan FUNNY dhang se khel raha hoon. 4. Playing cards-3 Papa( to me and Didi): Ab tum dono chale jaaoge , fir mujhe saare atyachaar jhelne padenge ( which means playing cards everyday) 5.Playing cards-4 Papa: Acchha tu...